The Commonwealth of Gimmoeri is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 373 million Gimmoerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primordia. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gimmoerian economy, worth 32.6 trillion moloes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,280 moloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gimmoeri's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gimmoeri is ranked 17,637^th in the world and 5^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,276.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.