The Kingdom of Gileaf is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Frederick with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.848 billion Gileafians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lewes. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gileafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion Shillings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,071 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Gileaf and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and there's nothing special about King Frederick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gileaf's national animal is the Tawny Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican.

Gileaf is ranked 281,836^th in the world and 6,824^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.48 flags saluted per person per day.