The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Patches with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.259 billion Gaspacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underneath. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gaspacian economy, worth a remarkable 8,027 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,054 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, students abandon classrooms for online education, all recreational drugs are legal, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaspacia's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gaspacia is ranked 139,796^th in the world and 24^th in Absolution for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 688.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.