Population | 481 million |
Capital | Castelnuovo di Garfagnana |
Currency | Palanca |
Animal | Vacca Garfagnina |
The Free Land of Garfagnana is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 481 million Garfagnini are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castelnuovo di Garfagnana. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Garfagnino economy, worth 18.6 trillion Palancas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,568 Palancas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, government expenses are beyond compare, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garfagnana's national animal is the Vacca Garfagnina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Garfagnana is ranked 63,666th in the world and 27th in Palatine for Safest, scoring 97.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, voting is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, new laws have paved the way for female politicians.
- : Garfagnana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, choking on Palancas is a leading cause of death for wild animals.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, most citizens in Garfagnana are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Garfagnana, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Chineva.