The Democratic Republic of Gandoor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Park Sang-Hee with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.111 billion Gandoorese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gandoor City. The average income tax rate is 6.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gandoorese economy, worth a remarkable 8,975 trillion gdyns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,521 gdyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, Prime Minister Park Sang-Hee has been nicknamed 'Robomop', vaccinations are mandatory, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Gandoor's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gandoor is ranked 31,665^th in the world and 5^th in Osakaland for Most Patriotic, with 37.33 flags saluted per person per day.