The Empire of GamerPoland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.339 billion gamerpolish enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient gamerpolish economy, worth 301 trillion Gamers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,165 Gamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Warsaw Natural History Museum, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime is totally unknown. GamerPoland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gamerpolish christianity.

GamerPoland is ranked 15,347^th in the world and 647^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.