The Technoratic Republic of Gallicelestia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 620 million Gallicelestians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuovo Faro. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gallicelestian economy, worth 77.8 trillion Gallicelestian Transaction Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,475 Gallicelestian Transaction Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and hospitals in Gallicelestia are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Gallicelestians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallicelestia's national animal is the Giganotosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallicelestia is ranked 33,725^th in the world and 825^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 36.02 flags saluted per person per day.