The Federal Republic of Galisoraff is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arnold Bugsy Spear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.409 billion Galisoraffians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galisoraff City. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Galisoraffian economy, worth 150 trillion Galisoraffin Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,084 Galisoraffin Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galisoraff's national animal is the The Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.

Galisoraff is ranked 97,082^nd in the world and 396^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 83.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.