The United People's Provinces of Galayar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The DNR with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.636 billion Galayari are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The thriving Galayarese economy, worth 91.8 trillion galas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,139 galas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,152 per year while the poor average 11,591, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Galayar has designated Providens as its capital city, The DNR has just been declared ruler of Galayar in an international press conference, and State Atheism has been named as Galayar's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Galayar's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Galayar is ranked 216,990^th in the world and 25^th in Coldonia for Safest, scoring 28.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.