The Republic of FyoC is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marvin Heemeyer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.002 billion FyoCians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessler. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient FyoCian economy, worth 315 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 157,825 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FyoC's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FyoC is ranked 283,563^rd in the world and 220^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 4.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.