The Empire of Furrtopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pater Familias with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.261 billion Furrtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ketunonien. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Furrtopian economy, worth 253 trillion Furrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,127 Furrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furrtopia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moving Protectors of Eight Divines.

Furrtopia is ranked 90,049^th in the world and 4,634^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.