The Democratic Republic of Fronzedeinstein is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 318 million Fronzedeinsteiners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montaraux. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fronzedeinsteinian economy, worth 19.7 trillion Borels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,963 Borels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Fronzedeinstein in search of bisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fronzedeinstein's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fronzedeinstein is ranked 68,186^th in the world and 258^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 95.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.