The Most Glorious Kingdom of Fromagie is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Natanglasi III de Chaconne with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.739 billion Cheeselanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartaray. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesish economy, worth 458 trillion Regal Tshēs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,757 Regal Tshēs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the nation has an international reputation for compassion, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and King Natanglasi III De Chaconne reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fromagie's national animal is the Francis the First's Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darmism and Roman Catholicism.

Fromagie is ranked 17,124^th in the world and 7^th in Merciam for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,301.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.