The Holy Empire of Friostchland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Froi IV with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.124 billion Friostchs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FRUDATINOPOLISIA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Friostchlandian economy, worth 585 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,420 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 687,665 per year while the poor average 36,157, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Young girls often attend the same schools as their children, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friostchland's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Froiotism.

Friostchland is ranked 285,351^st in the world and 10,805^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 47 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.