The Federation of Frigolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Philippe with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.049 billion Frigolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domelgad. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Frigolian economy, worth 144 trillion Lorms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,496 Lorms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frigolia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Frigolia is ranked 31,572^nd in the world and 155^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 889.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.