The Parliamentary Earldom of Frelioni is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Earl with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 5.086 billion Frelionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frelionia. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frelionian economy, worth 506 trillion Frells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,588 Frells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Under love's heavy burden The Earl sinks lower in the political right's esteem, foreign powers often deal with problems that Frelioni can't handle, for 25 Frells tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Frelioni's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Frelioni is ranked 259,912^th in the world and 176^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.