The Republic of FreeTopiaville is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.156 billion FreeTopiavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FreeTopiavillean economy, worth 942 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,595 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreeTopiaville's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FreeTopiaville is ranked 289,706^th in the world and 10,901^st in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.65 Obesity Rate.