The Liberalist Paradise of Francoguese is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johnathan Hayes with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.285 billion francogueseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Francoguesean economy, worth 154 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,200 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Johnathan Hayes's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Francoguese's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Francoguese is ranked 63,682^nd in the world and 417^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 22.11 flags saluted per person per day.