The Ruinist Algocracy of Flegetonte is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Airbertach Z' ⚭ Atena P' ⚭ Lara S' with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.494 billion Flegetonteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Val d'Or. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Flegetontean economy, worth 255 trillion Yeux d'Ors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,344 Yeux d'Ors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flegetonte's national animal is the Longisquama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hiéron du Val d'Or.

Flegetonte is ranked 284,522^nd in the world and 6,219^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.