The White Hat Hacker of Feria-Alkaline is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Felicia Light with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.342 billion Ferian-Alkalineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transitor. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ferian-Alkalinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,606 trillion Ferian ribas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,083 Ferian ribas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, the military has gone fission for more funding, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Feria-Alkaline's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Timeslots.

Feria-Alkaline is ranked 41,072^nd in the world and 263^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 31.72 flags saluted per person per day.