The Dirty Commies of Fefelandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.479 billion Dirty Commies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Dirty commie economy, worth 683 trillion Rations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,740 Rations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and contestants on Fefelandia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fefelandia's national animal is the جنۆکەی کورد, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Conformity.

Fefelandia is ranked 15,784^th in the world and 920^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.