The Kingdom of Fairigone is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maurice Dudly with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.562 billion Fairigoneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairigone. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fairigonean economy, worth 459 trillion Eagle Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,922 Eagle Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fairigone's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fairigone is ranked 129,935^th in the world and 4,989^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,375.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.