The Republic of Fagtermila is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Werthyum with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.462 billion Fagte are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lirussefred. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fagte economy, worth 94.9 trillion Ferts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,552 Ferts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, interest in globalism never flags, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fagtermila's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sillitism.

Fagtermila is ranked 282,616^th in the world and 515^th in Talonia for Most Patriotic, with 0.45 flags saluted per person per day.