The Republic of Faedusia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Unkala with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 3.714 billion Faedusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kxucoone. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Faedusian economy, worth 208 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,038 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, judges are all-powerful, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled crested caracara, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faedusia's national animal is the crested caracara, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faedusia is ranked 16,136^th in the world and 16^th in Geopolity for Safest, scoring 115.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.