The Free Land of FaceEatingSlug is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 198 million Slugians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slugian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Faces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,008 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, Face-Eating Slug is one of the most popular forenames in FaceEatingSlug, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FaceEatingSlug's national animal is the Face-Eating Slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FaceEatingSlug is ranked 10,183^rd in the world and 88^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,799.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.