The United Human Civilisation of FSPR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pirx The Pilot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.253 billion Planetarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskovia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Planetarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 236,557 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FSPR's national animal is the Tiny Tree Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism and Determinism.

FSPR is ranked 1,481^st in the world and 45^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 154.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.