The New Empire of Ezaekia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kueshango Ghji with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.153 billion Ezaekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charryzavesh. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ezaekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion Veshkts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,653 Veshkts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, visiting the best Ezaekian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezaekia's national animal is the Tarnaky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ezaekia is ranked 12,845^th in the world and 747^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.