The Dominion of Exilias is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Dominus Helena Weaver with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 988 million Exilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domino. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Exilian economy, worth 77.2 trillion bonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,155 bonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and Lady Dominus Helena Weaver has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exilias's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exilias is ranked 32,525^th in the world and 1,838^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.