The Republic of Excalibr is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 1.966 billion Excalibrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Excalibrian economy, worth 200 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,977 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and walls don't have ears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Excalibr's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Excalibr is ranked 41,027^th in the world and 2,055^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 105.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.