The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.73 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,585 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,233 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 303,201^st in the world and 235^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 3.79 Obesity Rate.