The Federal Republic of Eutania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Gigachad with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.011 billion Eutanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejstad. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eutanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,212 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 390,859 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that President Gigachad's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, President Gigachad reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, Eutania has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Eutania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutania is ranked 751^st in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 397.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.