The Commonwealth of Eurorealm is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 45 million Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong European economy, worth 2.98 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,146 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eurorealm's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurorealm is ranked 214,032^nd in the world and 4,944^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.