The United Federation of Eura is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harry Barnham with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.914 billion Eurans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Euran economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion Euran Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,474 Euran Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, foreign musicians that Prime Minister Harry Barnham dislikes are turned away at the border, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eura's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eura is ranked 7,293^rd in the world and 9^th in Rushmore for Safest, scoring 125.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.