The Empire of Entenabia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Peter with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.088 billion Entenabians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Entenabian economy, worth 115 trillion kopeikas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,522 kopeikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Emperor Peter to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entenabia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Entenabia is ranked 22,861^st in the world and 74^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 112.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.