The Broiling Civil War of Elyreia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Princess Kaerys II Vaelans with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 12.615 billion Elyreians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volaria. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Elyreian economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion e-ducats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,050 e-ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elyreia's national animal is the Elyreian fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tireyanan.

Elyreia is ranked 8,464^th in the world and 136^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 67.57 flags saluted per person per day.