The Queendom of Ellanoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 257 million Ellanorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ellanorian economy, worth 2.76 trillion Els a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 10,744 Els, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, all you have to do is pray to get into Ellanoria, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellanoria's national animal is the Lesbian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellanoria is ranked 84,532^nd in the world and 58^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 328.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.