The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.309 billion Elisabethshageners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,836 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and the army consists of only generals and grunts. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 10,699^th in the world and 74^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 62.19 flags saluted per person per day.