The Ultravisionary State of Eleysa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Chairman Alexander the Blue with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.422 billion Eleysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanderberg. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eleysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,822 trillion Weets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,262 Weets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, black tea is only available on the black market, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eleysa's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eleysa is ranked 270,889^th in the world and 181^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.