The Eichsischerbund of Eiszenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Oskar Walther Feringer with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.535 billion Eichsisch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hübeck. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eichsisch economy, worth 72.8 trillion Eichsischmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 47,434 Eichsischmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Armed police units patrol the roads late at night, Premier Oskar Walther Feringer has just been declared ruler of Eiszenland in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Eiszenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Katholische Kirche Eichsen.

Eiszenland is ranked 126,120^th in the world and 40^th in Violetia for Most Patriotic, with 12.77 flags saluted per person per day.