Population | 8.23 billion |
Capital | Nürburg |
Leader | Circlepuller |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | tail |
Animal | Norwegian Forest cat |
The Awful Cats of Effuendie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Circlepuller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.23 billion Effuendieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nürburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Effuendiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,016 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
History classes are mandatory for students, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Effuendie's national animal is the Norwegian Forest cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Effuendie is ranked 285,654th in the world and 91st in 4chan for Safest, scoring 2.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Effuendie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Effuendie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Effuendie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Effuendie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, history classes are mandatory for students.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Following new legislation in Effuendie, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.