The Federation of Edsmontik is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 503 million Edsmons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Touve. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Edsmon economy, worth 45.6 trillion Vdesmønyvus a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,701 Vdesmønyvus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, there's a politician called Male Infant de Vil, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edsmontik's national animal is the Suor Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Edsmontik is ranked 228,333^rd in the world and 139^th in Karma for Largest Populations, with 503 million capita.