The Holy Hell of Ebatica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by everybody with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.895 billion Ebaticans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebatican economy, worth a remarkable 3,361 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 140,694 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Ebatican flag qualifies you for citizenship, people are turning themselves into worm food, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ebatica's national animal is the Ebatican death cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Happy Happyism.

Ebatica is ranked 10,159^th in the world and 2^nd in Tiandi for Largest Populations, with 23.9 billion capita.