The People's Republic of EasternDeutschland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wilhelm Pieck with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.07 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlinskaya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The all-consuming German economy, worth 115 trillion East German Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 107,665 East German Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, refugees from other nations are flocking to EasternDeutschland's border, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EasternDeutschland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

EasternDeutschland is ranked 30,595^th in the world and 43^rd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 909.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.