The Tsardom of Drussia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ivan IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.043 billion Drussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vroscow. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drussian economy, worth 88.9 trillion Drusian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,198 Drusian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drussia's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Drussia is ranked 35,317^th in the world and 232^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 34.96 flags saluted per person per day.