The Federation of Draznia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Helmdeer with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.916 billion Drazni are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drazni economy, worth a remarkable 2,587 trillion silverpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,175 silverpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, and government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draznia's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draznia is ranked 3,211^th in the world and 3^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.