The Agender Thalassocracy of DragonKhorse is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Melusine with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 14.849 billion Khorseans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Blahaj. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Khorsean economy, worth a remarkable 4,298 trillion Khorsean Rupiyahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 289,512 Khorsean Rupiyahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding DragonKhorse, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. DragonKhorse's national animal is the Nagato Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sundan Simurgh.

DragonKhorse is ranked 24,462^nd in the world and 158^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 42.88 flags saluted per person per day.