The Holy Empire of Dragomirescu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Dragos II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.118 billion Dragomirescuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonia. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dragomirescuan economy, worth 245 trillion Leis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,769 Leis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, D-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragomirescu's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dragomirescu is ranked 256,768^th in the world and 9,568^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.