The Free Land of Doorstuvia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Profeta de la Paz with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1 billion Doorstuvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Luz Cegadora. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doorstuvian economy, worth 110 trillion Evians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,566 Evians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

El Profeta de la Paz's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doorstuvia's national animal is the Trapper Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Doorstuvia is ranked 169,157^th in the world and 217^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 68.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.