The Grand Gold Holy Kingdom of Dolcemare is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 672 million Dolcemarinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosenbourg. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolcemarean economy, worth 53.9 trillion Mattoncinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,202 Mattoncinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dolcemarean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolcemare's national animal is the ninni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolcemare is ranked 10,594^th in the world and 32^nd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,759.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.