The Lawless Time of Dnoristan is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.523 billion Dnoristanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dechanigrad. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dnoristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Gallons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,655 Gallons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and structures are raised on promises. Crime is totally unknown. Dnoristan's national animal is the Nordust Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dnoristan is ranked 250,025^th in the world and 8,860^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 7.4 Obesity Rate.